powy
Jan ᕙ(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)ᕗ   Kiel, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
 
 
first things first, I'm the realest. ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)

We're all gonna make it brah
Off-line
I play games and stuff
take a chill pill :pill:
youtube channel
BO2 emblem channel

show this guy some love. RIP legend :isaac:


quotes I use daily
"what the hell is going on, dan."
- James Bardolph

"very very very dehydrated."
- Eddie Hall

"whaddup now swedes, whooo!"
- shaGuar

"if you start at the top of the ladder, there is only on way to go."
- Christopher Lee

"nobody's mad!"
- Mr Sark

"i go for a chance knife kill..."
- FODDER

"it's all funny until you wake up in a jigsaw trap."
- Nick Fenton

"if you were right, i would agree with you."
- Robin Williams

"a position of 'f*ck you'."
- Frank

"every second in life matters. you can cry about the miscarriage or keep drinking."
- Tommy "The Nightmare" Smith

"clonazepam; george clooney."
- Yung Internet

"he is in it for the spinach."
- James Bardolph

"you can triple cheese a double cheese."
- Mr Sark

"far from hard, emotionally scarred, on pico boulevard i was regarded as a ret*rd."
- Fatlip

"i love to live and work in copenhagen."
- Nick Fenton

"come on morpheus, fly so fast."
- Mr Sark

"i'll f*ckin' tie you to a f*ckin' bedpost, with your ass cheeks spread out 'n sh!t, right; put a hanger on a f*ckin stove and let that sh!t sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow, like tssss..."
- The Method Man

"that's an ace... in one round." [clips.twitch.tv]
- Anders Blume

"don't be another sequel."
- Dr Dre

"every girl is a gymnist if you bend her hard enough."
- Mr Sark

"azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars." [www.hltv.org]
- hltv

"gay sex doesn't make you gay."
- Shaun Hutchinson

"one man enters... one man leaves."
- Mr Sark

"i had a boner and i was like 'oh cool'..."
- EatMyDiction

"if you get kicked in the d!ck, you become gay."
- Mr Sark

"dan, they want the mayonaisse in their burgers, and the mustard, and all the trimmings. they don't just want the bun. they want all the lettuce, the tomatoes, dan, the garlic, the roasted onions."
- James Bardolph

"you better all be on mars in about two years, 'cause we're gonna turn your country into a sheet of glass."
- Mr Sark

"this is a plaid shirt free zone, people. we're rockstars, not lumberjacks."
- Tommy "The Nightmare" Smith

"wine 'em and dine 'em, before you sixty-nine 'em."
- Mr Sark

"constantly judging, always judging. live, laugh, judge."
- Brianna Boho

"when in doubt, p*ssy out and f*cking run."
- Sham

"i'm not locked in here with you. you're locked in here with me!"
- Rorschach

"i've got the touch of the menty illies."
- Nick Fenton

"2000 milligrams of vitamin c. your sh*t's gonna f*cking glow in the dark tomorrow morning."
- Mr Sark

"don't be racist, i am a building."
- A building

"would you like endless bacon but no more games, or would you like games, unlimited games, and no games?"
- Mr Sark

"powered by the british empire. fish and f*ckin chips, mate."
- Nick Fenton

"spax mal fest die scheiße."
- Werner

"there is some good in this world, mr. Frodo. and it's worth fighting for."
- Samwise Gamgee

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Tygralak 11/dez./2024 às 10:42 
Lovely profile
Gavizar 9/dez./2024 às 11:13 
Bravo, well played!
Doomwing 9/dez./2024 às 8:28 
Ready to face me in CS?
ysL 20/fev./2022 às 16:21 
bratan mach mal low warum fickst du mich so
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