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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 12:16pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 12:54pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 11:43am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 11:36am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:42am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 12:35pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 1:40pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 11:41am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2020 @ 11:11am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2020 @ 11:58am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2020 @ 12:16pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2020 @ 12:51pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2020 @ 2:28pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2020 @ 2:39pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2020 @ 12:00pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2020 @ 12:24pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2020 @ 2:00pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:29am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2020 @ 2:20pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:10am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2020 @ 2:14pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2020 @ 2:59pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2020 @ 12:51pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2020 @ 1:16pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2020 @ 1:34pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2020 @ 1:59pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2020 @ 2:03pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 12:40pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 12:58pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 1:05pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2020 @ 12:47pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2020 @ 12:41pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2020 @ 1:29pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2020 @ 2:10pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:02am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:59am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2020 @ 2:29pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07am