+rep I was in saigon with this man back in '69. never met anyone as skilled as him when it came to burning down villages while screaming racial slurs. A true patriot

After a good game of rust, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great fun and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that ♥♥♥♥. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.

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Adolf really do be dripping

+ rep very nice guy only hyperbeast best tactic