Recent reviews by Lord Dankington

Where we dropping?

started a game realised I've spent 200 hours on one faction

10/10 great game give me points

Dark souls 2 is probably the most hated game in the series but that dosnt mean its bad,

sure they could have made it more challenging, sure the level design was not as awe inspiring, sure there are fewer hentai monsters to fight,sure there are fewer places to praise the sun, sure patches (pate) isn't a major ♥♥♥♥ in this and we don't have a giant boob lady who gives us teleportation and we get one naked insect lady instead of two...and solaire isn't in this game...or onion bro and well the dragon bosses tail didn't give me an op sword...and the DLC was kind of short and only rewarded you with an item to improve how you look...and the torch mechanic is useless.... and the weapons are pretty basic... and the games questlines are pretty simple with the bonfire reset so you don't really get attached...oh and mob spawn system encourages headbutting a brick wall alot since it works...and the hollowing is aids...like why...just why...and they made the black halberd have fire damage because it wasnt already op....and going to the hub gets annoying after the 300th time when you need to get a slightly longer ladder or talk to a cat because you dont undertsand why you just did something...

....huh...well...I guess...I guess they got one thing right


THEY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NAILED THE FACT THAT THE ENDING IS THE VAGUEST AND MOST UNREWARDING THING EVER!

so because of that its 10/10

\[T]/ Praise the sun \[T]/


Drop the proverbial mic


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2D Dark souls


nuff said

City Building sim+Medieval theme+Has mods+Not owned in any way by EA+Survival aspects with several challenges

If any of these attract you then its 100% worth it




Also ♥♥♥♥ yellow fever, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wiped me out twice

You will forget you own this game



10/10 Best titanfall copy of 2015

2 sp00ky 7 me











also ♥♥♥♥ those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dogs

overwatch

to start with the game was hard,

then found a hacker

became master prestige 9000

got bored

got dlc

got even more bored

went on csgo