Recent reviews by Dirt Eater

good ♥♥♥♥

bring this ♥♥♥♥ back pretty please

7/10 pretty good, but cows are in short supply, please add more

i have 200 hours in this game and still have no idea what i'm doing, 9.5/10 needs more cows

9/10, the gameplay is extremely fun and addictive at first, but after a while it gets a bit repetitive, which is amplified by the lack of story and severe lack of cows.

6/10 pretty fun, but some stuff is broken af, and that's not even mentioning the need for cows

5/10 pretty bad, but i had fun, even though there weren't any cows

8.5/10 The story and combat are amazing, but movement is clunky and the mini-bosses get pretty repetitive. Replace boy with a cow and it would make up for those issues

7.5/10 Open world is a bit bland, but everything else is great. just add cows and it's an instant 10/10

8.5/10 Amazing gameplay, great cosmetics and maps, fun weapons, and great graphics. Too bad 343 doesn't have the guts to add cows...listen to what the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ people want