steam has whispered to me that i went over 1000 characters. no matter, college is looking better.
i went from 50 credits to 20 some credits from a program change, this is largely due to the fact that next level jobs is much shorter, and does NOT require me to go to public speaking.
this is more viable as a part time student, whereas 50 credits would have taken FOREVER.

at any rate, godspeed with you, good sir.

MERRY CRAIGLIST and a happy new EARS

oh the blender has been blendering as of recent, been reducing the pesky things into a smooth paste. in other words, i am getting back into it and trying to work on making houses. though motivation keep me at bay, i keep trying nonetheless.

AHA! wrong! it was the royal guard outfit from breath of the wild. to be fair, there are many outfits out there.

i am quite free at the moment, for another week i will not be bothered by college, though i felt like i had the worst sleep of my life today. this may or may not be due to my wonky schedule of staying up until 4 or 5. HOWEVER, i woke up alsso feeling.. not the most tired either?

Merry Christmas Eve, and a Merry Christmas!

And hope you've been well, good sir! It's unfortunate to hear about the Blender situation, but maybe someday it will blend smoothly!

Oh boy, which outfit did you go with? I'm not too familiar with the different outfits in the game... Did you go with his blue outfit? Regardless, I hope it was fun at least dressing up!

And as I've said many times, sorry for my absence! How have you been? Things are going a bit better for me, just a tad much busy now.

Oi, do let me know how college goes as well! And good on you for prioritizing that dawning task, as that marks you as a true, and genuine soldier! Always putting the most important tasks above anything else, just as a good soldier would do for his mission!

*Salutes*

Please take care, good sir, and may everything go well for you.

yes happy new years.. i havent even bothered going this year, we went to a festival earlier in the year and that was quite about it, however i dressed up as one of link's outfits from breath of the wild. can you guess which?

oh the blender has not been blendering quite, a tragedy really. college has dawned upon me and has taken my priority.

godspeed, good sir

BOO!

Happy Halloween! Pardon my absence, as with everything currently going on, I've had writer's block for a few months now. What all do you plan on dressing up as? I decided to put together a formal plague doctor outfit and with a fedora!

The role plays are great fun, so again, I'm sorry for my lack of communication in these barren lands... How have you been, good sir? How's Blender working out?

I'll try being more responsive... however, no promises until things smooth out on my end.

how long has it been since we've been to the surface? it was not what it once was...
the geiger counter has been screaming ever since i attempted to go to the surface!

i begin to fear that we're not alone with these orcs... what could be the culprit of the intensity? is it a other worldly being? to have such an effect in the span of so little time, it only stresses the matter further.

i send my sincerest apologizes for the incident that has happened, although i do not think i could make it through these complex labyrinths of underground tunnels to attend the funeral. godspeed box spy

Sorry for my absence! I did as you said and retreated underground with some of your men. A few weeks afterward, I rallied some of these fine and capable individuals, and did a risky though necessary stealth mission. Three of the major orc leaders are successfully neutralized; I'm happy to declare! Unfortunately, we did lose one of our men, and thus I plan a memorial for him specifically in his honor. Without his worthy sacrifice, many more of us, possibly including me, may have perished.

How's your status now, good sir? There are MUCH fewer orcs to worry about on the surface due to many of them retreating after their higher-ups were assassinated; and although it's still dangerous, it's at least livable now.

I look forward to your response on the matter. Again, I apologize for my radio silence.

it would appear that there is in fact, orcs everywhere. as seen from my lack of responses and much radio silence. the war is being lost box spy, we have to retreat to the underground.. the surface is being too hostile for us to simply last on it..

THERE'S ALSO A CHANCE IT'S NOT A SUCCUBUS ENCAMPMENT AT ALL, AS I NEVER WENT IN. IT MIGHT BE CREATURES TRYING TO RECREATE AND IMITATE THEIR SCENTS FOR WHO KNOWS WHAT, AND WE CANNOT RISK SUCH DISCOVERIES SPREADING. BE CAUTIOUS AND DON'T IMMEDIATELY ATTACK, JUST IN CASE THIS IS A MISUNDERSTOOD SITUATION, BUT BY GOLLY, IF THEY ARE A THREAT, SHOW NO MERCY.

AND THIS IS NOT SOME "OLD MAN'S BASEMENT", AS I SIMPLY HAVE HIDDEN BUNKERS SCATTERED THROUGHOUT THE LAND JUST SO I CAN STOCK SUPPLIES AND REST SAFELY. I WILL ADMIT, IT'S NOT THE BEST CONDITION, BUT IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING.

FOR THE TIME BEING, I DECLINE A VISIT TO THE ER, THOUGH I HAVE PLANS TO GET CHECKED RELATIVELY SOON. I DO APPRECIATE YOUR VALID CONCERNS. SHOULD I REVISIT THE GOBLINS WITH SOME OF YOUR MEN TO RUN MORE TESTS, OR SHOULD WE NOT CONCERN OURSELVES WITH THEM AS OF CURRENT AND FOCUS ON THE ORC SITUATION INSTEAD?

DANG IT! A GROUP OF ORCS DISRUPTED MY MEANS OF COMMUNICATION, AND DELAYED ME FROM CONTACTING YOU SOONER. THOUGH THIS HAD BEEN SITUATED, PLEASE SEND SOME OF YOUR MEN TO STAND GUARD NEAR THE WEST OF MY CURRENT PINGED LOCATION FOR A MINIMUM OF A FEW DAYS, AS DISRUPTED COMMUNICATION MIGHT INDICATE THEY'RE PLANNING AN ATTACK.

NOW ON REGARD TO THE POSSIBLE SUCCUBUS SITUATION... I BEGAN TO WONDER IF THAT WERE THE CASE, HOWEVER, THEY PASSED ALL OF MY ANTI-CUBUS TESTS, WHICH WOULD'VE REVEALED AT LEAST A HINT OF CUBUS ENERGY, BUT THE RESULTS CAME CLEAR. THE KIT I USED WAS SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO REVEAL DISGUISES OF INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS CREATURES, AND MAGIC DISGUISES IN GENERAL. THIS KIT IS OFTEN USED BY COURTS PRIOR TO THE SESSION.

HOWEVER, I DID SPOT A SUCCUBUS ENCAMPMENT. THIS BELIEF IS DUE TO EXCESSIVE ALLURE PERFUME SCENTS, SO PLEASE DO SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF YOUR MEN (PREFERABLY WITH GAS MASKS AND POLARIZED LENSES) SLIGHTLY NORTH FROM THE WEST PINGED LOCATION.

THINK BOX SPY THINK! TAKE YOUR MEDS! SUCCUBUS COULD BE HIDING THEIR FORMS, IN FACT WHAT IF THEY WERE INCUBUS ALL ALONG? YOU WOULDNT KNOW!

WE NEED TO GET YOU TO THE ER, GET YOU CHECKED INTO THE PSYCHE WARD, ENSURE YOURE FINE

NONE OF THEM WERE EVER REAL, BOX SPY! NONE OF THEM! YOU WERE JUST STUCK IN SOME OLD MAN'S BASEMENT! THATS WHERE WE FOUND YOU!

Unlike the short orcs, these goblins seem real. I am relatively certain they're trying to lure me back in, but I don't think it's necessarily out of malicious intent, although still not the intent I would wish upon myself... Had I forgotten to mention, that these aren't just regular goblins, but rather, these are female ones? that's why I am so reluctant to ever go back, especially not knowing when they go into heat...
Wait... WHAT IF THESE ARE SUCCUBUS GOBLINS!? Wait, no, they'd have wings, tails, or horns at the very least...
I am VERY positive that I hadn't inhaled any sort of powder, nor have I ingested anything that would throw off my mind...
Now that I think about it, we only really know how male goblins behave since they're the main nuisance. What if female goblins are just entirely different from the males, similar to that of the carpenter bees?

Glad to hear the journey of blender continues onward instead of forfeit!- regardless of how slow it may be...

but what if, that's the goblins way of luring you back in? what if they were giving all of this just to ensure that there's a chance you'll come back, and that THEY'LL BE THE ONES to do something heinous to you when you least expect it? lets not neglect the fact that there's a chance that these aren't even goblins at all!
are you sure you didnt inhale some mystical powder on your way of being captured? that does not sound like GOBLIN behavior

the journey of blender still continues by tis a thread... slowly, but surely

I'm glad to hear your project is going rather smoothly! Sorry to hear about your motivation being a blunder... Perhaps, you could look at fumo gifs along with some Touhou music in your times of motivational despair!

YOU SHALL GO FORTH, GOOD SIR! AND YOU WILL PROSPER FOREVER MORE! HOORAH!

P.S. I plan to be a bit more responsive now that I am no longer bound by ropes!

(I had to do these messages as separate segments due to the character limit... WHOOPSIES!)

Okay... well... they finally released me... Turns out what I thought were goblins originally, were actually evil short orcs! But then I got caught by goblins right after that... I suppose they mistook me as some evil entity, but that all got cleared up! Strangely enough... the goblins were in fact, rather wholesome! Hmm... But thanks for giving a way out if the goblins weren't so kind. They actually made me some real hot chocolate, and even gave me a bed to sleep in, though I also kept feeling them wrap around me in my sleep... Peculiar...
One of the goblins wouldn't stop crying because of the identity mistake, and constantly wanted to give me all sorts of things to "make-up" for it...
ANYWAYS, I'm no longer held captive, so that's a relief! Only reason I left instead of staying longer is due to the simple fact of goblin mating season... I don't know how often or when it would occur, but I rather not find out the hard way...

i think theres something being projected here, that or youre held hostage! these goblins do NOT sound easy please hit me with the signature phrase if youre in danger and we'll get help sent to your local dungeon right away
BECAUSE CLEARLY, someone cant take care of some 'WHOLESOME GOBLINS'

it is largely smooth!! just motivation is such a blunder to my desire to go forth

May your journey on blender go well and smooth! You deserve THE GREATEST OF LUCK! Be strong, and prosper with your creativity, Sir. Seductor the Third! *Salutes*

March 2nd... and now March 22nd... DANG... I AM TERRIBLY SORRY FOR MY DELAY! IT'S MOST CERTAINLY BECAUSE OF BEING TIED UP IN A DUNGEON. BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, IT WAS SIMPLY GOBLINS, AND THEY WERE RATHER EASY TO TAKE CARE OF, THOUGH IT WAS STILL A LENGTHY PROCESS. YES, SOME GOBLINS MIGHT BE GOOD, BUT THESE GOBLINS DESERVED DEATH! THANK YOU FOR OFFERING YOUR SERVICES TO PROTECT ME, MY GOOD SIR! YOU HAVE MY RESPECT!

the preoccupation.... WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO YOU? HAVE THEY TIED YOU UP IN THE DUNGEON? ARE YOU IN DANGER? PLEASE SEND A STEAM HAPPY TO HAVE A RESCUE OFFICER COME FORTH AND SAVE YOU! THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER WE CANT HAVE THE ELUSIVE BOX SPY IN DANGER!!

INDEED IT MAY BE! SIR SEDUCTOR THE THIRD...

I'm glad the content loading is fixed, but it's unfortunate yet expected the bot problem is still persistent. Many apologies for how long my response took this time around, as I've been a bit preoccupied.

THEN I WISH YOU THE GREATEST OF LUCK TO YOUR AMBITION! Regardless if motivation is lacking.. MANIFEST IT WHEN IT CEASES TO EXIST!

A REAL ACCUSATION! THE ONE! THE ONLY...

i think they've fixed it by now, any nostalgia you'll try and have will probably be shot down by bots as most pubs seem to have

I WANT TO DO WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY! but the motivation told me no..

Hmm... A possible accusation...

I see I see... I'm curious if they've fixed it by now. I still haven't done much with TF2 yet, as it's only a shell of what it used to be, at least from what I've heard. I still plan to visit it again sometime for nostalgia purposes.

Fair enough, though I still hope that idea eventually comes into reality. Do what makes you happy, lad!

i bet it will be 10 days, then 11, then 12 days late!

fair, havent been around much myself, mostly just the item servers going out so everyone was stock load outs

e may or may not complete it, but the idea remains there..

That's a rather fun idea indeed! However, I don't really have an opinion on the current TF2 situation, simply because I haven't been keeping up with it.

Unfortunate to hear some of the most popular community servers are down. In that sense, I'm rather sad to hear about it, but at the same time, I've been away for so long it doesn't affect me much. I hope they come back eventually if they haven't already, though!

AND HEY! My response was 9 days later this time!

I think it'd be cool if you and your friend go through with that idea! I'd certainly love to see it, anyways!

on another note, what says you on the current circumstances on TF2 with its item servers down?

INDEED YOU ARE! 10 days later, but that's okay, it all comes back in a roundabout way

well because you asked, me and a friend wanted to make an entire cast of team fortress 2 characters just for the kick of it by thinking of dynamics and what not and how every one of them would act, we made a few cosmetic load outs and that was one of them. i found it particularly funny as it reminds me of those memes or what not where its as if the person in the image in sentient and looking back at you

HUZZAH!
I am also very inconsistent, but by golly, I will always respond (eventually)!
I humbly accept the title. You have my sincere gratitude for sticking around all these years!
Long live the lurker of shadows, good sir!

And that's interesting! I wish the best for you and your work efforts! Curious on what you're trying or were trying to spring forth?

i only partially remember because i typically fancied turbine as my go to map
i shall continue (albeit inconsistently) journey beside thou,
as a testament to this, i bring you the magic 8 ball of days.
long live the cloak and dagger box spy.
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as a bonus, i bring forth an image from the workshops i was working on a few months ago since its relevant enough to team fortress 2

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That was so incredibly well done- It is truly an honor seeing a notification marking the return of my noble friend... I give you many thanks for continuing this lengthy journey alongside me, and for the many more years to come.

I never plan to lay down the cloak of invisibility, and I shall forever be offline, as ye witness it.

And DANG- You're right, and I'm surprised you remember those good years where TF2 was still in its glory days before all they added was community hats. We were The Box Trotters, even though most of the time it ended in our death- at least we captured the Intel a few times, though!

I give much gratitude to you for the award, as it's truly an honor to look back here, and see your creative upon creative comments. (And Happy New Third!- Sorry for my delay for New Years!)

it has come a long way since the start of this unforgiving journey, to simply decide to stay offline and keep to it for all 884 days.... and many more to come

later down in the year, in 211 more days, the next milestone of 3 years shall be upon thee

we may have never played games over the course of our over two year friendship.. but i still remember that day, all that time ago. a fateful day on ctf turbine, where i met the infamous box spy, and joined the box spy in its box trotting. such would bring a tear to many eyes.

anyway happy new year im giving you an award

DANG- I knew I was forgetting something- Merry Christmas though late!

May the grandest of grandest christmas be upon you.. as we stand at day 879..

That's good to hear! Hopefully things go well next year, too.I think it'd be fun trying to create a costume from scratch!

well for 80 dollars it was definitely a good deal, many people recognized me

Oh, very nice! How did the costume turn out? And did you have any fun interactions?

i became professional scaredy cat zenitsu

I mean, at least you got to dress up, and also obtain candy! Unfortunate to hear your near-freezing experience. Glad it all worked out in the end! Rather curious what you decided to dress as.

i nearly FROZE to death and got candy while cosplaying some anime 7/10

Happy Halloween to everyone who reads this! I hope it was a exceptionally spectacular day this time around!

I see I see. Not only do I appreciate you taking on such an absolutely important and crucial-to-life task, but also glad you're having fun doing so!

Exactly the """""daily""""" check in is very important, you can count on me for more daily check ins.

Oh dang, you're correct! The days truly flew by quickly! Thanks for the "daily" checking, lad! Always appreciated!

Coming in for the daily checking... congrats, only 195 days until youre four digits!

Oh, that's unfortunate. It was a fun idea, though! Now we just have to wait until day 699!

Oh noo! I swore I grabbed it, but now it's far too late...
But we still got 666 archived!

Wrong image sent, btw!

Well done! A forever memorable moment! I'm sure Steam will have an update that ruins my spree someday, though.

Forever caught in history!!

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ADMIRABLE DEDICATION! I must say!