What the heck, man?! I was in that last game of Fork Knife with you, and I gotta say, your moves were sketchier than a raccoon in a garbage can. I don't know if you're pullin' some shady cheats or if you've got a genie in a bottle granting wishes, but it's downright infuriating.

I've been gaming long enough to smell a rat, and today, my friend, I'm smellin' a whole dang infestation. Your aim was so on point it's like you had a GPS in your brain, and your reflexes were faster than a cat on a hot tin roof. You ain't foolin' nobody.

I don't know what kind of thrill you get from ruining the game for the rest of us, but it's not cool. We're all here to have a good time, not to get stomped on by someone bending the rules like a pretzel.

Sort yourself out or find another game to ruin.

Hey bud, it's been a while. How are things?
I'm sure you already know, but I ran into your wife on a business trip to Austin a few weeks ago; I believe she said she was going to some healthcare convention. Anyways, she told me all about the family, and how Jacob's getting married soon, that's crazy! It seems like just yesterday he was running around with Steven in the back yard. Speaking of Steven, he joined the military and is going overseas in a couple months.
We should visit soon, it'd be nice to get the families together again, especialy before Steven gets shipped out.
I hope you're doing well, and I know it's your birthday, so I just wanted to wish you a good one! We sure are getting old, aren't we! Haha!

Take care, and tell the family I said hello!

+rep, gave me free weed

pretended to be a girl and i duod and typed woth this person for over 3 months. decided to meet up and found out it was a 40 year old man. do not trustXXXX

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

DO NOT TRUST HIM