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9 of 31 (29%) achievements earned:
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A Troubling Hobby

Encounter 10 Chairs
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Knows What Every Lever Under The Seat Does

Encounter 20 Chairs
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 5:46pm

The Door Has Been Opened

Word is around town you know how to really squish a seat.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Swipe Left To Avoid A Terrible Fate

End 5 Encounters Badly
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Furniture Pervert

Launch ChairFucker 2 times
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Bookworm

Spent over 3 minutes browsing chair profiles
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Fucked A Chair

There's no going back
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Window Shopper

Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Quality Assurance

Commit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm



Office Furniture Warehouse Liquidation Sale

Encounter 40 Chairs

Distant Sounds of Bare Feet On Wet Concrete

The chair is a foot

Bedroom Eyes

Unlocked Googly Eyes

Eager Face

Spent an entire encounter mostly only twerking

Creeper

Spent over 8 minutes browsing chair profiles

Clinical Depression

Spent over 20 minutes browsing chair profiles

Chair Kink

Fucked over 3,000 times
2,547 / 3,000

No Leg To Stand On

Blew away wooden chairs 4 times with your love

Sexterfield

Seduced the heck out of some upholstered chairs over 5 times

No Chair Left Out

Completed with every chair color & type

Learn How To Scream

Unlocked bonus sound mode

Imposter Syndrome

Became worth an investigation

Examination

The Chorus bears witness

Got the Job!

Successfully impress The Chorus
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