The Salt King
Nolan   United States
 
 
The Salt King himself. No need to bow.

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Sergeant_Sushi 24 aug 2022 om 23:05 
AHA! *Pulls out badge from beneath subway hat* I'm Officer Grumblo of the Gay Clown Task Force (GCTF). You are under arrest!
donthitthemoose [ Salt General ] 24 aug 2022 om 22:59 
*rips off trench coat to reveal skimp clown costume and carnival music plays over the intercom*
LET THE PARTY COMMENCE!
Sergeant_Sushi 24 aug 2022 om 17:14 
S... s... sir.... I'm going t.. to have to ask you t.. to get down.....
donthitthemoose [ Salt General ] 23 aug 2022 om 21:16 
A special kind of party *gets up and stands on counter*
Sergeant_Sushi 23 aug 2022 om 20:58 
wh...what party?
Sergeant_Sushi 23 aug 2022 om 20:56 
*backs up against the tomato and lettuce colored tiles*