"Go on, girl! You'll never get a better chance to buy Jif at this
price. *Carpe diem*, babe!"
-- "The Naked Consumer", Erik Larson
😶
No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck.
😴
Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell you
`there's a time for work and a time for play' never find the time for play?
🤥
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do
the work.
-- John G. Pollard
🤔
IBM:
[International Business Machines Corp.] Also known as Itty Bitty
Machines or The Lawyer's Friend. The dominant force in computer
marketing, having supplied worldwide some 75% of all known hardware
and 10% of all software. To protect itself from the litigious envy
of less successful organizations, such as the US government, IBM
employs 68% of all known ex-Attorneys' General.
😩
"Oook!"
😪

Das ist kein Smurf Herr Daniel, das ist ein wasch echter 2. Account!

+rep

+rep

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