Recent reviews by Deja de crashear

Meh.

After playing this game for 45 hours I think I am ready to give an objective critique: this game is not finished... not even close.
Why, do you ask? Well, simply put, it seems to me that 400 divisions with trained commanders should be able to reorganize and stop 10 motorized divisions that are trying to flank your front. But apparently, my dear 4 million soviet soldiers can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ move 100 km south to stop 10 sad motorized divisions from romania. After playing for 10 hours as the Soviet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Union, I suddenly want to stop playing and slit my wrists because now, little romania has a 2000km straight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ line going from bessarabia to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ caspian sea. I really don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get how on earth it would be a sensible strategy to take 10 motorized divisions and drive in a straight line until you reach siberia in real life, but apparently Romania outsmarted my trained and experienced commanders and took to border goring the ♥♥♥♥ out of my empire.
FIX THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AI

tl:dr : The AI is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and Romania is either not an AI and is actually a seven year old genius chinese kid, or has hacks.

Dissapointment.

Vueno ke desir de ecte guego, eta re vueno tiene musha espada i pode tira luse de kolore pa matar monstro re jodido asi bite. Aci ke no cea judio i conprate ete guejo bite porke te ba gustar mucho bite. Otra kosa, no mire tutoriale bite pok te kaga la esperiensia loko aci ke no cea nabo i aprende solo komo un voludo bite. No bemo bite.