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2 people found this review helpful
73.3 hrs on record (33.7 hrs at review time)
Survival has become second nature. I no longer fear my enemies, but lord how they now fear me… and what I’ve become. This war is a mere annoyance as I discover truth buried deep in the shadows.

BF1 aged like a fine wine, still fun to play all these years later. Way better than BFV for sure.
Posted 3 August, 2021. Last edited 8 September, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
36.1 hrs on record (16.4 hrs at review time)
There's a lot of Evil in this Residence, I would recommend.
Posted 11 May, 2021.
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50.7 hrs on record (22.0 hrs at review time)
Yep, this TF2 doesn't receive the updates it deserves. Just like the other TF2
Posted 2 May, 2021. Last edited 7 September, 2022.
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84 people found this review helpful
50 people found this review funny
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0.0 hrs on record
I Love Democracy.
I Love The Republic.

The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated.
Posted 15 April, 2021.
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12 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
22.0 hrs on record (19.7 hrs at review time)
Because of Cyberpunk, CD Projekt has lost my trust and thousands of others. None of my IRL friends who played Cyberpunk praise this game, it was mediocre disaster at launch and not much has changed since then. "Overpromise and underdeliver." is what devs did.

There are many way better open-world games out there, with better stories to tell than Cyberpunk. Avoid at all cost.

I got Cyberscammed by pre-ordering this mess of a video game.
Posted 13 April, 2021. Last edited 31 October, 2023.
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504 people found this review helpful
176 people found this review funny
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313.3 hrs on record (249.0 hrs at review time)
Masterpiece?
In my humble opinion, yes.

Story mode is amazing, online is horrible.

Anyways, after completing this game I can safely say that being a mango farmer in Tahiti is sure good and honest work. Nothing of it would be possible without our great leader, Dutch.

This review was sponsored by Van der Linde Gang.
Posted 25 February, 2021. Last edited 7 September, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
30.8 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
This game is the reason why I hate people
Posted 4 August, 2020. Last edited 7 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
66.2 hrs on record (35.7 hrs at review time)
No wonder why this game won so many awards, it is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ masterpiece. I wouldn't say It's for everyone though. But if you're looking for the best RPG/role-playing game on the market, and don't mind reading walls of text, you should definitely go for it.

Update: They added a narrator. Now there is no excuse to NOT buy this game. Seriously, go get it. It's amazing.
Posted 8 July, 2020. Last edited 29 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
13.7 hrs on record
Thanks to this game I finally became human.

10/10 would nuke Detroit again.
Posted 20 June, 2020. Last edited 7 September, 2022.
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12.7 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
"I have nothing to say about half life" - probably a Valve CEO, August 2012
Posted 5 December, 2019. Last edited 22 November, 2023.
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