If I were to ask you a question, a very important question, how might you respond?
Just think about it...
No, I can't tell you the question yet, that would spoil the fun.
Now have a hard long think - don't worry about me, I'll wait...



























Alright, here goes:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?




































Okay, I'm sorry, I just wanted to waste your time :^)



































You know, thinking about it, the leaf effects on the autumn leaves profile background that I'm using look quite like the leaf effect present in Cyberlink Powerdirector and the effects offered by other similar video editing software packages. I guess hiring an animator to animate an animated profile background was just a little bit too much effort for the staff over at steam. That notwithstanding, I am quite the fan of the artwork itself, its a nice refreshing change from the gaudy, eye straining array of cyberpunk and glitch effects that seem to be popular these days.































Were you expecting more text? Well I'm sorry, but this is the end. No more writing. None.


Goodbye.






































Okay it wasn't the end. Soorrryyyy. How was I supposed to know that I would later plan to type this message? If anything, it's your fault for bothering to scroll this far down. Well peace out or whatever you youngsters say these days.


































Did I go too far? I apologise. For real this time. That was too much. I sincerely wish you a good evening or night or whatever time of the day it is wherever you are, unless you're living in the far future on some sort of spacecraft that has a geostationary orbit around the sun, in which case it wouldn't make sense to quantify times of day like that... so good-whatever you want it to be, I guess...































Oh by the way, if you were wondering about the quote listed in the title of this info box, it's actually the wise words of my boy Stalin, when he realized that if you were going to pick one person in the world to trust, Hitler probably wasn't it.
Thankfully, he soon after learned his lesson and began executing anyone his disturbed mind found to be even the slightest bit suspicious.

Well, that's it for now, so toodle-oo.
































No no, really.


Really.