Recent reviews by Tewtiy

I've only played a little

Don't Play Dota 2, It's a black hole, it will suck up all your time, money and chance of seeing a pair of human tits ever again.

However, if you do make the same mistake that thousands of others have, you will have the time of your life. You'll laugh, you'll cry and you WILL hate peruvians.

A few suggestions for you though if it's your first time playing, you WILL need someone to teach you how to play, a friend of sorts. To show you the ropes.

(DO NOT AND I MEAN DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME WITH A GOOD FRIEND, ANYONE YOU PLAY THIS WITH YOU MUST BE WILLING TO LOSE AS A FRIEND, BECAUSE IF YOU'RE THE NEWEST AND WORST PLAYER THEY WILL HATE YOU)

I love Dota 2, Mainly because it's about team work, comunication and critical thinking to win. With games like CS:GO, If you're a skilled player you can carry your game to victory without even talking or comunicating.

If you want to win in Dota 2, you need to comunicate to your team, take orders, or give them. Withen that 40 minutes of game time you need to learn your team-mates and understand how to work with them in order to form a team and win the game, and it's really a beautiful thing, Unless you get a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ then the game sucks total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Basicly, Don't get the game, but if you do you'll hate it and love it at the same time.

First, this game is the best when played with friends. But don't play it with good friends. Play it with friends you don't really care about. I assure you, that you will all hate each other untill the end of time if you play this game together.

Second. You get to make out with dogs. 10/10

Great calm game for family night. Very soothing and relaxing.