𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐂 (A Symphony of Struggle)
CPU: Intel Celeron N2840 @ 2.16GHz (2 Threads of Pure Misery, one for each curse)

GPU: NVIDIA GeForce 210 1GB DDR2 (Slide Show Edition, powered by disappointment)

RAM: 2GB DDR3 @ 1066MHz (Single-Channel Regret, more like Single-Threaded Heartbreak)

Storage: 320GB Toshiba Laptop HDD (5400RPM of Eternal Buffering)

Cooling: Stock Cooler (Whispers sweet nothings while overheating)

PSU: 250W "Fire Hazard™" (Quality uncertified, sparks guaranteed)

Case: Open-frame Mini Tower (Exposed wires, just waiting for a short circuit. Live dangerously.)

𝐌𝐘 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐑 (Visual Limiter 9000)
Size: 15" (Pixelated adventures)

Connector: VGA (The ancient relic that powers all your pixelated dreams)

Refresh Rate: 60Hz (But your eyes still can’t keep up)

🎮 CS2 Gaming Experience Summary (aka the “Pain Olympics”)
Resolution: 800x600 (Where everything is a pixelated blur of regret)

FPS: 5–12 (During smoke grenade explosions: 2 FPS. Literally a PowerPoint presentation.)

Load Time: Take a nap. You’ll have time.

Input Lag: A cruel reminder that the game is not interested in your commands.

Fan Soundtrack: Jet engine taking off, but only for a few seconds before it crashes.

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