Recent reviews by Some Guy with Terrible Shoes

The only HOTLINE I needed to call after playing this game was a suicide hotline because I wasted my time with this AWFUL PILE OF TRASH worst game every 3/10

I just really wish sonic would drive his car right into my ass.......

Unplayable trash, Literally can not even get into a lobby without getting booted almost instantly or a "Failed to join game" error.
Dev has done absolutely nothing to fix this and doesn't seem like they ever will. Absolute worst game I have ever bought on steam and that's saying a lot.

Oh let me tell you a little bit about UNDERTALE. UNDERTALE should be 6 feet UNDER where it BELONGS because of how bad a game it is! This TALE starts in the ruins where some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ goat takes a small asian child and lets them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wander around like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful PARENT and then said child named "Frisg" goes and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILLS THE WHOLE UNDERTALE(thats the name of the world you fall in) or you can be a loser nerd and give up and surrender to everyone haha boring COMBAT boring STORY boring bad music and not even one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEME reference what a joke!! So place this dissaster UNDERneath the rest of your "games to play" list. it's me your best friend flower skeleton ♥♥♥♥♥♥ joak prepare for your GOOD TIME to BEGONE GOODBYE!!

.86/10

boring ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TRASH is what then should rename trine to because it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥' GARBAGE

Sheva no stop moving the bookcase WE NEED THAT WINDOW OPEN sheva no why are you letting them get in SHEVA. NO.

It's meme

Dark Souls: prepare to buy a controller edition BECAUSE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KB/M CONTROLS ARE BARELY FUNCTIONAL.

Hotline miami is absolute TRASH first off you start the game as a FURRY who kills people and then you play as an autistic biker named mikey who rides around the city with a cleaver thats the whole game haha DO YOU LIKE HURTING PEOPLE meme

Let me tell you a little bit about WARFRAME. It's the absolute biggest pile of trash I have ever played, The story goes as follows,You play as some dumbass noob ROBOT and his dumbass best friends and go and kill everyone in sight, THE END THATS IT THATS THE GAME IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ABYSMAL. also not ONCE during the game do we get to put a picture in these mentioned "Warframes" and hang them on a nice wall, the title is very misleading in this way. I expected a nice picture hanging simulator and all I got was ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumbass ROBOTS