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Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.

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Gomenasai, my name is Xander-sama

I’m a 27 year old Nohrian Otaku (Hoshido fan for you gaijins). I equip Swordfaire and Replicate on my skill bar, and spend my days perfecting my stats and reclassing to superior Hoshidan classes. (Samurai, Mechanist, Spearmaster)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in Nohr. I earned my sword S rank two chapters ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Hoshidan fluently, both Izumo and the Mokushu dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Hoshido history and their samurai code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Hoshido visa, I am moving to Shirasagi to live with the royal family and learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an samurai alongside Lord Ryoma!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around the Nohrian castle. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Hoshido, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Hoshido as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Hoshido!

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Forgive english, i am Russia.

I come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i ♥♥♥♥ this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia.

I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some ♥♥♥♥ that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

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*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

straight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ redditor, stay bad and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, learn how the game works and understand the fundamentals as your role in this game, not buying wards on a hero like earthshaker is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic "I was offlane" doesn't excuse you from buying wards 40 minutes into the game with 1 support you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ straight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ redditor, stay bad and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, learn how the game works and understand the fundamentals as your role in this game, not buying wards on a hero like earthshaker is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic "I was offlane" doesn't excuse you from buying wards 40 minutes into the game with 1 support you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ straight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ redditor, stay bad and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, learn how the game works and understand the fundamentals as your role in this game, not buying wards on a hero like earthshaker is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic "I was offlane" doesn't excuse you from buying wards 40 minutes into the game with 1 support you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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So it was true that Canada has a low literacy rate.
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"I hit women" - Y'misogynist'K

But I'm a hit with women.

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3:40 PM - YK: I need my tentacle rape porn fix

i just got back from your country

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9:34 AM - YeaoKay: anime is for adults

Your name isn't as good as you think it is.

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It's impossible to find anyone that's more of a tryhard than you

IT TOLD ME TO COMMENT SO IM COMMENTING!

Tenderoni!

Thanks for the new copy of AP :)

How are you liking New Vegas? Is Honest Hearts any good? It's the only DLC I don't have for it yet.

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

Good luck on the scavenger hunt!