Andross: "For misery is the tool we use to measure our joy, and the contrast is the only thing that keeps our joy and enjoyment potent, as well as sustainable."
Tekky: that's why I'm playing WoW


Tekky: BUT SIR
Tekky: MY LEGS ARE BROKEN
Tekky: ACTUALLY MY LEGS ARE OKAY
FinalFate: MY SCREEN SAID MAINTENANCE AND THEN THROUGH THE POWER OF BROUZOUF I WAS SAVED
FinalFate: BLESSED BE THE BROUZOUF
Tekky: BROUZOUF BE PRAISED


Bloodcurdling Beefcake Emperor: Thats way too far forward to be ♥♥♥♥ and balls
GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: it's a boat
Bloodcurdling Beefcake Emperor: LOOK WHERE HIS LEGS ARE

GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: k
GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: save
GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: I need to ask you a question
GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: are you there?
save: yus
GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: k
GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: so I need to clear something up
GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: if I were to ask you
GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: if there are a
GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: ♥♥♥♥
GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: and balls
GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: present on this item
GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: would it be false
GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/gurennlagann/images/d/d6/Daigurren.gif/revision/latest?cb=20091220144932
GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: cause I'm pretty sure
GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: that's a ♥♥♥♥
GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: and those are balls
save: hmm
save: that's definately a ♥♥♥♥ and balls
save: and a nice ass too
GREEN FING WOT SMASHES: thanks.
Bloodcurdling Beefcake Emperor: You are all so wrong it's pathetic


Cowboy Sniper: I ate scrambled eggs for breckfast
Cowboy Sniper: Put eggs in my tacos for lunch
Cowboy Sniper: and hard boiled eggs for dinner
Cowboy Sniper: I am powered by fetuses
Cowboy Sniper: Powered by the corpses of the young
Cowboy Sniper: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing


Tekky The Human: https://soundcloud.com/kraiqyttyj/mhh819mhr635
Willem Dafoe in Drag: I've heard this before
Willem Dafoe in Drag: Quality
Tekky The Human: So like, is this hell?
Tekky The Human: Am I dead?
Willem Dafoe in Drag: No, welcome to the Real World