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Ajit Pai-Castro, Fuhrer of EA, accused of sexually groping Kevin Spacey as he sexually groped then-Bruce Jenner. Ace detective Bernie Sanders has been assigned to the case.

May justice prevail
Update: Jenner has been arrested for attempted bamboozlement in the first degree. As is common knowledge, traps are gay, and attempting to bamboozle an unsuspecting victim as one, despite passableness, is a felony punishable by being bathed in tomato juice for 17.4 hours while Seth McFarlane jerks off from a diving board the ENTIRE time. Seth was not available for this sentencing and so we shall be using the corpse of Freddie Mercury strapped to a robotic contraption in his stay.
Sleep safe, sweet redditors, and know that justice has been served.
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Lems_ntl 30 aug 2024 om 4:55 
I just want to pass by and say your username (as of now) made me chuckle. gg
g00by 23 jan 2021 om 10:32 
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krendle 3 okt 2020 om 19:44 
Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.
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