Senaste recensioner av El Donte

In T.A.L.K.E.R. you play as a TALKER who are known for being a every day man working at a desk job who really wants to get up and talk to people. TALKER stands for

Talk
Ask
Listen
Keyboard
Eat
Rape

As you can see every one of these things have to do with the every day job of a white collar business man. Truely deep. Also know for such great and funny classic quotes like Get out of here TALKER which happens when you're caught by a the hot office girl you have to stalk for one mission. With a deep finding yourself story about being in a office cubicle I can't see where anyone would go wrong with this one.

10/10 it's pretty okay.

"Good luck guys!"
*Police Assault In Progress*
[wub intensifies]



10/10

2spooky

Warning: Contains Cool Guy.

dat music and gameplay based around the mechanic of swinging.

Ever think it was impossible to have fun doing the same kinds of repetitive missions over and over again? WELL THINK AGAIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥ BURNOUT PARADISE MANAGES TO BE REPETITVE AND FUN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THESE SANICS

wow ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ instant kill NOTHING i could do. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay game. OMG i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died again to these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skeletons woooow this game is so duuuuumb

♥♥♥♥♥ g8 m8
Probably one of my favorite games of the year. I never had too many problems with bugs or glitches in the main game.

DLC that recently came out was rather buggy though.
Also the defense mission was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid in the DLC. The other two were fun.

I forgot why I own this but I saw it in my games collection. Probably from a Humble Bundle.

Hipster ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: The Movie

Except for Team Meat those guys are cool

Could be really good but the food aspect is annoying as ♥♥♥♥. Could be fun too bad you have to deal with hunger every seven or so minutes I stopped playing near the end because I stopped having fun.

Neo-80s games man...