1. On the first round buy the deagle and waste you're money. If you somehow maintain to grab a frag spam in chat JUAN DEAG (even if it wasn't a 1 deag) to make them feel bad about how they got killed by a ♥♥♥♥ deagle. If you get killed, well you're ♥♥♥♥.

2. When it comes to saving money, don't. You want to have the best ♥♥♥♥ over your retarded teammates. If you have 50 buy a decoy grenade just to brag about how you have it and they don't.

3. If you have 4000+ and your teammates are poor and ask for a drop, don't drop ♥♥♥♥ for them. ♥♥♥♥ your teammates, they're there for your bidding.

4. When a pistol round happens to ever come up other than the first round, save your pistol! This is important because the pistol is the e=mc2 of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ csgo.

5. Spam hacker in chat everytime you get killed, that'll sure piss them off and make sure you keep saying reported.

6. Throw rounds and aim off the player terribly, this is easy as ♥♥♥♥ so don't ♥♥♥♥ up.

7. Get the least amount of kills you can get, the lower the better.

8. Every round flash your teammates. This is a common sign of that you're paying attention and that you're checking their eyes.

9. Call your team a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and claim you're the best in the server cause you are if you say you are. Even if you have low frags doesn't mean you're ♥♥♥♥!

10. Last but not least always say bad luck and have no fun in chat at the beginning of the match. This is to compliment your expirence of your team and show you're having a fun time. When you're switching sides say bh or bad half indicating you had a fun half of the game playing.