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Pet Cemetery

Kill all of Tony's pets... I'm tired of them pooping on my lawn.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 3:22pm

You Almost Solved It! Keep Going!

Press the buttons on the Puzzle Tree over 50 times, 'cause you don't know how to listen, you cute little popsicle stick.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 3:19pm

Clone on Clone Crime

Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 4:26pm

Instant Clone Soup

Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 4:49pm

WE <3 MURDER

Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 5:01pm

Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me!

Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 5:40pm

Here's Donny!

Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 6:00pm

That went well...

Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 6:35pm

No Winners In This Game!

Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 7:32pm

Trover ****s the Universe

You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 7:35pm

BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE

IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2019 @ 6:53am

Bet You Can't Make 100

You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2019 @ 6:56am

You Actually Did It?!

What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2019 @ 6:46pm

You Didn't Have To Do That

You killed a NPC. That’s gonna affect the whole game! That’s right, your actions have consequences this game!
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2019 @ 6:51am



BALL FUN TIME

Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.

Daddy Gotta Eat!

Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!

Really? This Game's Not That Good

Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

The Ultimate Happy Ending

Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!
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