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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:21am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 11:31am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:35am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 10:37pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 9:29am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 11:40am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 5:57pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:23am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:20am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:53am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:56am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:03am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:17am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 11:02am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:27am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 9:24am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 7:45am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 7:45am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 7:45am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:55am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:12am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:04am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:52am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:52am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:27am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 10:06pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:53am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 11:10am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:27am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:58am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 11:59am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:23am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:17am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:20am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 6:44am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:08am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 5:20am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:31pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 3:59am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:31pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 10:37pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:32am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:40am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:40am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:56pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 11:08am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 5:14pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 5:27am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:00am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:28am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:11am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 11:38am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:03am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:38am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 8:25am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 8:50am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 8:25am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:32am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 10:17am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:35am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 11:02am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 8:42am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 10:06pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 10:06pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 10:09am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 5:00pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 6:03pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 7:44am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:13am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 2:09am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:28am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:32pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:19am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:41pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:00am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:10pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:53pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 10:37pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:33am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:38am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:17pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:04pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:42am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:32pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:32pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:37pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 6:44am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 5:27pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:44am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:32am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:32am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:04pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 10:09am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:40pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:44pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:02pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:09pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 6:38am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 6:38am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:15pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:15pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:38am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:06pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:49pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 3:59am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:04pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:30am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 11:23am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2024 @ 6:32am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 7:44am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 12:25pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:44pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:37pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:01am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:45pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:18pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:18pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:28pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:02am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:53am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:04am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:03am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:32am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:47pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:15pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:47pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:48pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:57pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 7:45am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 12:13pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:34am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:32am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:34am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 1:13am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:50am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 10:12am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:50am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:57pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:09pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:09pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:13pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:39pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:10pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:15am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:17pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:41pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:42pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:18pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:32am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:47pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:29pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:55pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 11:40am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 9:45am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:37pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:27am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:31am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:29pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:41pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:27pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 8:11pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:10am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:57pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:37pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:41am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:41am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:40pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:44pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:59pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:09pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:11pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:09pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:39pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:39pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:27pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:15am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 7:14am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:42am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 11:07am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 7:14am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:44pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:04pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:12pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:51am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:17pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:53pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:59pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:41pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:41pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:57pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:59pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:10pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:12pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:41pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:29pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:54pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:58pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:58pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:58pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:49pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:17pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:43pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:47pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:51pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:53pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:53pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:19pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:26pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:26pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:25pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:26pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:54pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:45am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:15pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:00pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:18pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:48pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:54pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:20pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:44pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:53pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:20am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 9:45am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:44pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:10am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:56pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:45pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:16pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:18pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:42pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:44pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:55pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:59pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:58pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:00pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:20pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:22pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:22am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:22am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:42pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:44pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:31pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:33pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:56pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:08pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:10pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:21pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:21pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:26am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:29am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:40pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:40pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:41pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:54pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:18pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:26pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:40pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:07am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 12:01pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:15am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:37pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:02pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:07pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:13pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 11:07am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:59pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:58pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:43pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:56pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:56pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:58pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:15pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:25pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:25pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:25am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:22am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 11:40am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 3:49pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:02pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:54pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:27pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:54pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:20pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:26am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:48pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:53pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:49pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:21pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:09pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 10:00am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 1:43am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:44am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:54pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:04pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:54pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:20pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:25am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:01pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:58pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:26pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:49pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 9:18am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:08pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:42am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:07am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:12pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:00pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:15pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:29pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:22am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:23am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:25am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:21pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:29pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:24am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:07am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 11:42am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:42pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:08pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:59pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:18pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:20pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:09pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:15pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:03pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:56pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:57pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:55pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 9:55am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 10:08am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 8:24am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 10:01am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:01am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 2:27am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:42pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:17pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:48pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:53pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:18pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:25am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:14pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:15pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:28pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:25am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:41pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:20am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:36am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:40am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:15pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:35am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:53pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:10pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:27pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:18pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:17pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:35pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:12pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked