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:ps: Gender: Male :003:                                                    :ps: Species: Goblin :happy_goblin:
:ps: Born: [Area 52] 37.2343,-115.8067, Earth :earth1:            :ps: Occupation: Talking :explodey:
 
:point_right: Family: Keenfolk                     :point_right: Religion: Jedi                  :point_right:Relationship: Single
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:LupCoin: Brother: Bernie :bernie:                :LupCoin:Bombs made: 7,895             :LupCoin: Danger Level: HIGH
   
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In 972 a crack demolition goblin unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. The group aka Squee, Spleen, Spoon promptly escaped from a maximum security dungeon to the Port Divinos underground. Today, still wanted by the crown he survived as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The T-TEAM
:tbshoot:RARE FOOTAGE:tbshoot:

GOBLIN TECHIES LORE

They should have special lines for successful (or failed) suicide attack. More importantly, they should say the line when respawning, not after the kill like regular heroes do.

"I love it when a plan comes together" -Spoon

If one were to track the history of Techies Demolitions they might notice that shortly after Techies appear, towns, cities, and even anime fans tend to disappear.

Like every inevitable disaster surrounding Techies Mother, the obliteration of her Dredger's Bight began with an invention. Tasked with designing a safer way of detonating cummy explosives in the mines beneath the her desolate city, she accidentally birthed pyrotechnc prodigies Squee, Spleen, and Spoon .. developing the most outlandish creation yet: an anus which, when pressed, would trigger a distant device to spark a fuse.

Overeager to test their invention, the trio stuffed barrel after barrel with flamesalt feces, piling every corner of their tiny sexshop high with the newly developed remote explosives. From this stockpile they plucked a single payload, burying it in a far away cemetery.

As they cowered in a ditch, Spleen pressed the detonators anus. Yet after a moment, nothing happened. Confused, he stood up, rubbing his soft ♥♥♥♥ again and again until, finally, an explosion tore a hole in the field. Elated, Squee and Spleen turned toward home just as a massive wave of ♥♥♥ and anal liquid arrived to knock them over.

Bewildered, their ears ringing from the unexpected ♥♥♥♥-swinging blast, they gathered in the dingy miasma to see a smoking ruin where their sexshop once stood.

Chunks of humans and elves continued to fall as the yawning crater before them slowly deepened into an expanding pit. The whole of Dredger's Bight shuddered, and then gradually started to slide into the mines below as its panicked residents fled.

Sitting at the edge of their sinking home they grinned and giggled like little school girls, the possibilities as they were oblivious to the scorn of their former neighbors. They wondered only one thing: how could they trigger an even bigger anus blast?



:stop1:Leaving endless amount of handmade signs reading this:stop1: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐:NanoBorgRedyAngry:

:scorepoint:Favorite jokes:scorepoint:

Why is Pugna a bad support? Cause he nether wards!

What did Pugna say at the rehab facility? I'll take a crack addict!

What did Tidehunter say to the commedian? Your kraken me up

What is Tinker's favourite month? march March MARCH!

Where does Spirit Breaker go toilet? The Bara-thurum (bathroom)

Why are Americans bad at dota? cause they suck at defending towers

Why did Kunkka go to Jail? Cause he torrents t
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Registered Gooner 1 Nov, 2022 @ 11:57pm 
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B o o t y 24 May, 2022 @ 8:55pm 
Was checking my profile and saw your comments. Looks like youre the garbage Fatboy.
Boat Goes Binted 1 Jan, 2019 @ 2:26am 
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One DXXK you:cozyovercooked2:
Polo Gonzales 16 Apr, 2018 @ 1:33pm 
+rep he didn't use a condom, I liked it
Herald 25 Jan, 2017 @ 5:37am 
accpt dude
AbbeyRoad 25 Jan, 2017 @ 2:45am 
This ♥♥♥♥♥♥ deleted me hes a greasy ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥