AVOID HIM DO NOT PLAY WITH HIM HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SWATTED ME FOR KILLING HIM IN VALORANT

KEEP GETTIN’ BETTER AND RAISING THOSE POINTS THOUGH YOU MIGHT NEED SOME OINTMENT FOR YOUR TENDER JOINTS!
JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU’RE THE STAR OF THE SHOW, THERE’S A COURSE YOU DON’T KNOW
AND YOU’RE OUT (KO!)
AND THAT’S WHY THIS IS A REALLY REPETITIVE GAME, A REPETITIVE GAME A REPETITIVE GAME

KEEP PERSEVERING AND TRY TO SURVIVE MAYBE YOU’LL STAY ALIVE,
OH MY GOD IT’S ROUND FIVE!

OH! OH! (COLOSSUS YELL) HERE WE GO!!!

WHAT?! THAT’S BULLSH|T! I WAS RIGHT THERE, THIS GAME IS STUPID, SCREW IT
WAIT ONE MORE TRY COULD WIN, I JUST GOTTA POWER THROUGH IT
WHAT? THAT’S BULLSH|T! ALMOST HAD IT, THIS ISN’T FAIR, WHATEVER
WAIT ONE MORE TRY… IT’S MY FINEST HOUR, IT’S NOW OR NEVER
FALL GUYS IS OVERRATED THAT’S WHY I FREAKIN’ HATE IT
YOU JUST NEED LUCK! MAYBE I’LL GET… THERE… THIS… TIME– OH, FFFF….

HAVE A LITTLE SNACK WHILE IT’S POPULATING
WHEN YOU COME BACK, STILL POPULATING
READ “WAR AND PEACE” WHILE IT’S POPULATING
CATCH UP WITH YOUR NIECE WHILE IT’S POPULATING

GET READY CUTIES, HOLD ON TO YOUR BOOTIES AND WAIT… 3 – 2 – 1

THIS IS A REALLY REPETITIVE GAME, A REPETITIVE GAME A REPETITIVE GAME
IF YOU’RE A SCRUB WELL I HOPE YOU LIKE SHAME, YOU’LL BE PUMMELED AND MAIMED
TRY AGAIN, IT’S THE SAME

OH BY THE WAY IT’S A REALLY REPETITIVE GAME, A REPETITIVE GAME A REPETITIVE GAME
SO BRIGHT AND CUDDLY IT LOOKS SUPER-TAME,
BUT THAT’S ALL JUST A FRAME FOR A GAUNTLET OF PAIN

FALL GUYS ONCE YOU’VE PLAYED IT MAKES YOU FEEL AGITATED
SOME FOLKS ACT THIS WAY BUT HERE WE JUST CALL IT BLACK FRIDAY!
BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS!

SO UH… WHERE WE DROPPIN’ BOYS?

BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS!

be the last one out.

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