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335.6 hrs on record (210.9 hrs at review time)
This review is for the MWIII Campaign.

What a steaming pile of ♥♥♥♥. A 4-hour campaign with reused assets and open world style missions that made it feel like Warzone story mode. It's unbelievable that this garbage, which should have been a story expansion for MWII, is being treated as a full game.

To actually play MWIII, I have to launch MWII, which has been re-labeled as "Call of Duty HQ". Next, I have to scroll to MWIII and select it, which prompts me to re-launch the game to play MWIII. Why can't I just launch MWIII by itself? I'm guessing that's because this "full game" originally started as DLC for MWII.

Additionally, there is no grittiness, no suspense, no sense of realism, and no sense of scale like the original MW campaigns. I was expecting a suspenseful story and all out war, like MW3, but this campaign didn't even come close. Instead, all we got was a "mastermind" villain that didn't really accomplish much. It's obvious the developers tried to create memorable moments, but the only thing I'll remember about this campaign is how awful it is.

On top of all that, there were rarely any other soldiers on TF-141's side and it was mostly just myself fighting against a bunch of bots in a building or a field. The few times I was fighting alongside friendly bots, they didn't bother shooting any enemies. I was behind cover surround by friendly bots and an enemy walked up and started punching me to death. What's the purpose of the AI, other than cannon fodder? Moreover, even the preset loadouts didn't make any sense for the missions. I understand wanting to give the player some variety in the weapons they're using, but why did I get a Chinese DMR in the final mission when I'm playing as Cpt. Price in a subway tunnel?

Not a fan of the campaign at all. I hope the multiplayer is a lot better, but why should I pay $70-100 for some MWII DLC?

Posted 4 November, 2023.
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24.4 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
This game is absolute garbage. DICE removed everything that made the Battlefield games good. This feels like an unfinished copy of Warzone with some of the cringiest dialogue I've ever heard. I miss the old DICE that actually made good games.
Posted 12 January, 2022.
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3.1 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A lot of people don't seem to understand APOC is a testing environment. Yes, it will be its own standalone game, but everything that's being tested in APOC is going to be used in the MMORPG. People are hating on this because they don't understand what it's supposed to be.

There were some issues in the first hour or so of the test, but they were resolved and the Intrepid team was giving updates and answering as many questions as they could in the Ashes of Creation Discord.

If you run into bugs, please report them on the Ashes of Creation forums: https://forums.ashesofcreation.com/categories/apoc-bug-reports


I really enjoyed playing APOC today and am looking forward to the upcoming siege mode. I highly encourage anyone interested in Ashes of Creation to join the official Discord and follow the developer updates on YouTube and Twitch.
Posted 20 August, 2019.
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