I am sorry to admit it, but once again I find myself in a similar situation. It was a brisk cold night. The fire in the fireplace was roaring and giving off the sweet scent of pine. I closed my eyes for not but a moment as I relaxed after a arduous day. All of a sudden, I felt a hot humid breeze lick my forehead. I reluctantly opened my eyes and was greeted with a large towering figure hovering over my still corpse. That was not a breeze, it was the stranger's breath. After overcoming the initial shock, my eyes adjusted to the darkness this stranger cast over me. Upon closer inspection, it was no stranger at all. It was him. I cursed my luck as I had traveled to the other side of the country to escape this nightmare. But alas, you cannot escape the reaper. What happened next can only be described as what happens when a lion catches a gazelle. Surprisingly, the man did not end my life that night. Instead he gave me a gift. A gift that I cannot return and will never forget.

Once again, it happened... Upon coming home, I smelled something being made in the kitchen. As I turned the corner I saw someone in a apron carefully removing an unidentified piece of meat from the oven. Normally this wouldn't be odd. Except that... I live alone. When the figure turned around, I was greeted with the man who haunted my dreams and ravaged my nightmares. I refuse to disclose what happened next but, my only piece of advice is don't forget to close your doggy door...

It happened again...This guy emerged from my closet and wrestled me to the ground. He duct taped my mouth shut and lit 3 candles. I will never forget that night...

Not the womens!!!

This guy trolled our game and then tracked me down irl and took my women and then used our toilet! Stay away from this guy if you value your womens...

he is not a friendly taco