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Personal Achievements
 

Bloody brainless Spartan!

Spill 100 liters of blood
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2014 @ 5:00pm

You depraved bloody vampire!

Spill 500 liters of blood
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2014 @ 8:51am

You're a great tinkerer!

Associate 100 items
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 7:30pm

You're the MacGyver of murder, right?

Associate 1000 items
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 2:48pm

Has he lost his mind?

Cut off 5 heads
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2014 @ 6:13pm

Off with his head!

Cut off 15 heads
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2014 @ 9:10pm

Footloose and fancy-free!

Cut off 10 legs
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2014 @ 8:22am

How about opening a jerky business?

Cut off 50 legs
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2014 @ 7:57pm

You remind me of a butcher I once knew...

Dismember the Bad Guy 50 times
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2014 @ 6:30pm

You do like to be the master of puppets right ?

Fling the Bad Guy 1000 meters away
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2014 @ 6:11pm

What's the matter with those pages?!

Make the Bad Guy read 50 magazines
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2014 @ 6:01pm

Tissue seller

Make the Bad Guy watch 50 movies
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 11:05pm

Run, Bad Guy. Ruuuun!

Make the Bad Guy run 5000 meters
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2014 @ 11:44am

Would you mind awfully letting go of my ball?

Keep hold of the ball for 5 seconds
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2014 @ 5:03pm

Vigilant

Kill the Bad Guy 25 times
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 7:37pm

You're getting into contract killer territory now...

Kill the Bad Guy 50 times
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2014 @ 4:51pm

My God, what have you become?

Kill the Bad Guy 250 times
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2014 @ 7:38pm

You're not made for this. Why not take up knitting instead?

Fail 50 times
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2014 @ 5:40pm

They say that "It's the taking part that counts" right ?

Fail 10 times
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 7:37pm

Hmm... discretion isn't your thing, huh?

Make the Bad Guy run away 10 times
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 7:55pm

Call him next time, it would be faster!

Make the Bad Guy run away 25 times
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2014 @ 9:39am

He is likely to be dead.

Kill the Bad Guy 5 times on the same level
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2014 @ 7:44am

Leave some to the necrophilics

Kill the Bad Guy 25 times on the same level
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2014 @ 9:01am

Take your time, why don't you?

Kill the Bad Guy in one day
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 7:11pm

Better late than never

Kill the Bad Guy over several days
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 7:22pm

First Blood!

Commit your first assassination
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 7:11pm

He can keep on running

Kill the Bad Guy 5 times as he's escaping
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 8:00pm

So cute! You're like a cat messing with a mouse

Kill the Bad Guy 35 times as he's escaping
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2014 @ 6:13pm

Tough job

Kill a Bodyguard
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2014 @ 5:37pm

He just shouldn't have followed him!

Kill 5 Bodyguards
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2014 @ 5:40pm

Protect thyself

Kill 10 Bodyguards
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2014 @ 6:16pm

Easy tiger... we've got a quota you know!

Kill one innocent bystander
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2014 @ 8:19am

He kind. You dumb!

Kill 10 innocent bystanders
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2014 @ 5:39pm

Should I call your mom to make you stop?!

Kill 25 innocent bystanders
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2014 @ 5:57pm

Welcome aboard!

Start the game
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 6:16pm

Cooking some white sauce?

Make a pedestrian stop in front of a porn item 25 times
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2014 @ 6:44pm

A good week at work

Spend 35 hours playing the game
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 2:39pm

Extra hours

Spend 2 hours playing the game
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 7:17pm

Accident or suicide? We'll leave you the benefit of the doubt

Kill one cop
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2014 @ 5:51pm

Cops ain't Bad Guys. No they're not!

Kill 5 cops
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2014 @ 5:56pm

There are plenty of these in the world...

Make the Bad Guy run away for the first time
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2014 @ 7:11pm

Nazi Zombiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies

Finish Level Zombies!
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2014 @ 6:35pm

Hasta la vista, baby!

Finish Level T666
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2017 @ 7:13pm

What the hell is wrong with you??!!

Put a dog on a catapult
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2014 @ 7:08pm

I'm glad you are not my dentist

Get 60 teeth
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2014 @ 8:50am

Ready to travel?

Get 60 passports
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2014 @ 8:29am



Star wars!

Get 396 stars

Guardian angel

Finish Level DNKTBG

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I didn't know you were such an exhibitionist!

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