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122.8 hrs on record
🎲 Dicefolk: Where Dice Betray and Decks Slay for 120 Glorious Hours 🎲

Welcome to the weirdest D&D session of your life




🎲 What Does A Typical Run Feel Like? 🎲

Playing Dicefolk feels like playing Uno with an Owlbear hopped up on bath salts, rigging every card while you’re lost in a maze of build paths and boss fights that hit like a truck full of chimeras; one bad roll leaves you K.O. like a low tier Tekken character, but when your deck’s synergies slap, and you clutch up, the dopamine hit is enough to kill a medieval peasant.




TL;DR:

The difference in a good run and a bad run is rolling up to the Elite Four with a Magikarp and a dream vs aura farming through the frontdoor with a squad full of level 100 legendary Pokemon. - Me, probably




🎲 Core Strengths: 🎲

  • The variety of build paths in this game is unparalleled, leading to very satisfying power fantasies, and the mechanics are really easy to pick up.
  • The combat pace flows with you; if you're caffeinated, you can make a Starcraft veteran have a seizure with your APM.
  • The sheer depth and replayability from different talismans, items, chimeras, difficulties, special modes, and trial modes means you'll struggle to get bored.




🎲 Weaknesses: 🎲

  • Let me name my chimeras
  • Let me pet the chimeras
  • Let me adopt the chimeras




🎲 Verdict: 🎲

It’s a cosmic felony that Dicefolk, a dice-rolling, deck-slaying masterpiece, languishes in the shadows, its brilliance buried under a sea of mediocre discovery queues.

PS: Yes, shiny chimeras are a thing, even monsters want to feel bonita.




✔ 120 hours played

✔ All achievements unlocked

✔ All my future D6 rolls will have Dicefolk in my heart.

Hope this helped some people out — Samo 🌻
Posted 7 June. Last edited 7 June.
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