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your's sincerely
Big Fatty
Part 1
As I travelled through the valley of the dead a lone figure stood before me. After winning the battle against the dirty Jews I assumed all that was left were the allies of war. He had not yet noticed me. As I approached I noticed he was plundering the spoils of war from our fallen foes. Under my feet a twig snaps alerting the nearby comrade of my presence.... Or so I thought. In one fowl move, what seemed to be a man spun around around taking me clean of my feet following with a deadly blow to my head knocking me unconscious. I had awoken to a metallic smell and taste in my mouth, sitting up I screamed out in response to pain that reached up from my now gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. In front a letter. It read: to the man that had recently snuck up on me, it should be no surprise to you now that you have
Been knocked unconscious. As from the pain I can only guess you are experiencing well I can only say one thing, nice ass midget!
Yours truly
-Tackojew
Arriving home from war I find that all the richest I had worked so hard had been taken. My 2 dogs and cat had been Skull ♥♥♥♥♥♥ repeatedly until the head bones were shattered to pieces. Following my tour around the ♥♥♥♥ covered house I find my son young
boy jimmy rocking back and forth in the shower. He suddenly saw me and was in such a deep shock that he didn't recognise his own father and in response to me farted exploding the shower tiles in a glory of ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥ wiping out the entire street
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