Stinky but cute

Lanky man with hot greasy hair please stay away

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

Saw him in the park with 2 Gallons of grease leaking from his hair. The grease then caused a flash flood and killed my whole family, luckily i had my special edition spongebob snorkel with me so i survived. 1/10 Get this man some shampoo.

I turned around for a second and saw this man running off dragging my child behind him.
Stay very clear.

the biggest ♥♥♥♥ i know, keep your kids very far from this man or he will take them like he took mine