Lo! Men have become the tool of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau
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An economist is a man who would marry Farrah Fawcett-Majors for her money.
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A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked to add 2 and 2.
The housewife replied, "Four!".
The accountant said, "It's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures
through my spread sheet one more time."
The lawyer pulled the drapes, dimmed the lights and asked in a
hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"
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Mulder: Television does not make a previously sane man go out
and kill five people thinking they're all the same guy.
Not even 'must-see TV' could do that to you!

"The X-Files: Wetwired"
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DISCLAIMER:
Use of this advanced computing technology does not imply an endorsement
of Western industrial civilization.
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The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris's co-stars in Walker, Texas R

♥♥♥♥ m8

ello m8

Kenny m8

öppna inte det som Lillfisen skickar. Det är något som tydligen skickas runt automatiskt.. Fake sida. Tydligen så skickas de utan att man ens märker av att man skickar sånt skit.

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