Recent reviews by Agile Tit-Tyrant

I cannot begin to describe you how much i despise this game. I could talk for HOURS about everything this game does wrong to the Fallout franchise.

3/10 for combat, 10/10 for exploration, -infinity/10 for originality, -infinity/10 for lore consistency, -95/10 for story.
Overall score: The nuclear explosion on a landfill covered in feces... WAIT THIS GAME IS POPULAR? OH MY GOD DO I LIVE IN IDIOCRACY ALREADY?

You, yes you, the person who liked Fallout 3. You ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN!
By blindly liking Fallout 3 despite it raping the franchise, despite it completley missing the point, despite it just being plain wrong, you showed bethesda that they can do anything with Fallout and get away with it.
Nice job everybody, you ruined Fallout not just for the old fans but for yourself as well.


The game itself is fine though, i kinda liked it for being so unapologetic about what it wants to be. It wanted to be a simple pew pew shooter to please the brainless F3 fans and it executed it perfectly.
9/10 for combat, 9/10 for exploration, -90/10 for story, -3000/10 for lore consistency, -69 000 000/10 for paid mods.
Overall score: The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that you deserved.

Ten years... It's been ten years since my last Half-Life expirience... Alot of things happened during those ten years. I finished school, got through college, found a job, lost a will to live...
Alas i'm still waiting for the next HL only to be perpetually disappointed.
I don't even think i want the new half-life anymore as much as i just want this never ending torment of waiting to end.
I just want Half-Life to end, Valve.


Remember kids. Half-Life died for this and Artifact. Never forget.

Remember playing with your legos? Remember how much fun it was to create something, express your creativity and then play with it... This game gives you the same sort of feeling. The updates are pretty frequent and Devs try hard ro make em good. It's well worth the money.

Очень даже неплохая игра.