brain so smooth

Battle.net id
Diyalo#1577

Epic Games id
Diyalo

youtube

PC Specs:
-CPU: Intel - Core i7-7700K 4.2GHz Quad-Core Processor
---CPU Cooler: Cooler Master - Hyper 212 EVO 82.9 CFM Sleeve Bearing CPU Cooler
-GPU: EVGA - GeForce GTX 1080 8GB Superclocked Gaming ACX 3.0 Video Card
-Motherboard: Asus - STRIX Z270H ATX LGA1151 Motherboard
-RAM: Corsair - Vengeance LPX 16GB (2 x 8GB) DDR4-3000 Memory
-Storage:
---Samsung - 850 EVO-Series 250GB 2.5" Solid State Drive
---Seagate - BarraCuda 1TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive
---Some random 500GB hard drive I had laying around
-PSU: Thermaltake - 750W 80+ Gold Certified Semi-Modular ATX Power Supply
-Case Fan: x2 Corsair - Air Series AF140 Quiet Edition 67.8 CFM 140mm Fan
-Case: NZXT - S340 (Black) ATX Mid Tower Case

Peripherals:
-Keyboard: YUNZII AL71 75% Mechanical Keyboard
-Mouse: Logitech GPro Wireless Superlight (400 DPI)
---Mousepad: Steelseries QcK
-Headset: HyperX Cloud Revolver - Gaming Headset + 7.1
-Microphone: Audio-Technica AT2020 Cardioid Condenser Studio XLR Microphone
---Audio Interface: Behringer u-phoria UM2

All time favorite games (no particular order)::
1. TF2
2. Future Cop: LAPD
3. The Last of Us

Like to listen to music while playing. Sorry if I dont hear what you say due to my music being too loud

A little bit about what kinds of games I like to play [apps.quanticfoundry.com]

My SteamRep [steamrep.com]

https://rep.tf/76561198096564608

My Steamdb [steamdb.info]

If you want to give me ♥♥♥♥

Some good sims [www.brantsteele.net]

Nerd wars is basically WWIII

This guy is a living god

This is what makes me lose brain cells

If you want someone to pimp your reich

When the Micky Mouse Clubhouse isin't paying the bills anymore

If you think im hacking

If you need some motivation

Become one of us "Flat-Earthers"

This is what i'll do if you ♥♥♥♥ with me

My mixtape

How to open velcro tactically

Funny Captain Poptart Moments

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Captain Poptart: Woah
Captain Poptart: I just realized something
Captain Poptart: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Captain Poptart: U know the story the boy who cried wolf?
Captain Poptart: Not only is the kid a dumbass
Captain Poptart: But so is the group of people
Captain Poptart: Not only did they put a little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in charge of the sheep
Captain Poptart: But like
Captain Poptart: Once he cried wolf,
Captain Poptart: They ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ let him keep the job
Captain Poptart: And not only once
Captain Poptart: But twice
Captain Poptart: Everyone in that story's a dumbass
Captain Poptart: ...
Captain Poptart: Uh
Captain Poptart: ...
Captain Poptart: I'm just gonna pretend the last 10 minutes never happened
Captain Poptart: I'm tired
Captain Poptart: It's 5:30 and I've jacked off twice because I can't fall asleep

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Captain Poptart: What if everytime you were alone and closed your eyes, a ghost appeared and just starts to jack off, but you just don't know it.
Captain Poptart: I should go to bed
Captain Poptart: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ penis lickers™

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Captain Poptart: I have a new goal in life
Captain Poptart: To become one of the people that plays at people's funerals, but instead of playing the organ or whatever, take my trumpet I stashed away and play mariachi music
TITAN ARMADA: xD
Captain Poptart is now Online.
TITAN ARMADA: i think ur high half the time u send me these msg
Captain Poptart: no its just always the middle of the night
Captain Poptart: i was just laying there trying to fall asleep and I thought of that and sat up as quickly as possible

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Captain Poptart: I just wanted to let you know that Mercedes has 3 ‘e’s all pronounced differently... Anyways going to bed.

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Captain Poptart: I have hep c
Diyalo: well
Diyalo: nothing i can do about that
Captain Poptart: damn
Diyalo: k
Captain Poptart is now Offline.

(Note, he immediately went offline after my response)

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Diyalo: it's 5:51 and i still havent slept xd
Captain Poptart: ♥♥♥♥♥ your fat
Diyalo: you'tr*
Diyalo: you're*
Captain Poptart: i didn't correct it because i knew you were going to spell you're incorrectly
Captain Poptart: you played into my hands
Diyalo: lies
Diyalo: i corrected myelf
Captain Poptart: myself*
Diyalo: ♥♥♥♥

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Diyalo: oi
Diyalo: wanna play siege?
Captain Poptart: im playing supra maro gelxy
Diyalo: but
Diyalo: siege
Captain Poptart: gelxy
Diyalo: geylxy

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Captain Poptart: Abortion is like a condom for after sex.
Diyalo: wait a minute

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Diyalo: david
Diyalo: here is a good joke
Diyalo: you know how you survived suicide?
Diyalo: you won at the gulag
Diyalo: hahahahah
Diyalo: did i make a funny?
Captain Poptart: you made a funny
Diyalo: yes