Recent reviews by Cromulous Tardmonger

lol buy this it's as fun as a rollercoaster called the barrel of monkeys going down hill in middle earth. And if you don't buy it your a ding dong.

OK where do i begin. This game will change your perspective maybe not drastically but theres no way to play this game without disconnecting yourself from everything around you and just enjoying the histarical narration and the most fun i've ever had on a game? i mean i shouldn't call it a game there are no objectives the game restarts and basically never ends and depending on what you do eveything changes . OK for starters (****!!!SPOILER ALERT!!!**** -->)

One of the very first endings possible is the closed door ending because the game starts you off in an office and the dor automatically opens and if you remain in your office and close the door before exiting the narrator desribes that you have decided to wait it out in the comfort of your own office away from the unknown and danger then he describes you staing there until you die or i think so and the game just restarts you back at the same office as that endings over and depending on what you choose *outside of the first door i'd assume :D* the endings will vary in a hilarious and cute style of comedy i highly reccomend this to you reading this from someone who plays strategy games all day i couldn't give it a high enough score i just hope you believe me you will not be disappointed.

i would recommend you get this game over all games in the entire galaxy this is the greatest thing since breathing and ever since i can't talk about anything else

get this game stay w/ the team be a good partner OR DIE!!!! simple as that.