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good

its a widdle hawd :(

The game is fun for the first 2 hours atleast, gets real repetitive.

Deadbolt is a great game, well the first half of it atleast. After the storyline of "Zombie Kings", the game falls flat in terms of introducing new things, besides spooky vampires. In conclusion the game loses its pizzazz after the first half. 6/10. (Would reccomend for the first 2-3 hours of the campaign)

God that key was so well hidden! 10/10

Giants ♥♥♥♥ themselves as they die 10 outta 10

My review of "The Culling" will be one of friendship and teamwork, instead of selfishness and rivalry. Many have already experienced friendship in this game and seen it's beauty and the human bonds forged through blocking and jumping madly.

My story begins in a cave with a katana and 2 smoke bombs, I hear a man outside crafting. I hastily jump into action, he was crafting a bow. At first we didnt meet with violence, we both sat there silently. He later came closer and threw his survival machete at my feet as a sign of respect, he then walked backwards and looked down at his feet. I picked it up and came closer, we both gazed into each other's eyes and found respect for one another. I blocked continually as a form of tribal morse code, we both ran towards the middle with me leading the way. I saw that he had steered off the path to the middle to an airdrop location. He called it in and we both defended it. I thought that he was getting it for himself. As he dropped it by throwing our man tracker at it, it opened revealing a baseball bat, as I silently waited for him to pick it up, he punched it, telling me to pick it up. My inventory was full so I was not able to do so. Our bonding continued with him and I slaying 2 men with a katana and a baseball bat.

After awhile the leaderboard showed only 3 men where left, me, him and another contestant. He saw this but never broke our trust. As the gas closed in the last opponent approached, with 2 medkits, a rifle and orange juice. He missed 2 shots on me and missed 1 shot on my friend, the other one brought him to 60-ish hp. We wailed on him bringing him to 20 hp. My primal friend was at 10, as I defended him, he ran to the outer ring of the arena. In a victorious fashion we approached him with weapons ready. He was at full health. We once again brought him to 20 hp and the cycle continued. He healed and we wailed once more. This time we realised that he dropped his rifle, we paid no attention to it, thinking that it was empty. He ran in circles until he grabbed the rifle and shot, my true friend jumped in front of the bullet ending his life. This filled me with rage, the man who had slain my friend was ready to fight hand to hand. I drew my katana and fought like I never fought before. Slicing him apart and blocking and pushing with godlike precision. He ran once more, but this time, I was making sure he would never escape again, I charged my last strike and plunged it into his heart, he gasped for air, but before he could he was hanging from the end of blade, I had won, the victory sign had shown up. His sacrifice had given me my first win. I will never forget you S3 Janitor.


10/10 for emotions (GOTY)

This game has provided more joy than league of legends has in 2 years 11/10

I got a Cobalt skin so game is 10/10

Amazing game, but valve doesnt give a ♥♥♥♥ about its community or major bugs. They dont even try in their support and never get rid of these toxic people. I cant take this ♥♥♥♥.