Shawshank
 
 
Professional hyper-depressive MvM Music bot and Tour Rider/Resetter. Also am MvM Mom, I guess?
Please read below for more information,
especially about trading/contacting me!

I change my name ALOT while actively playing!

I do not accept random friend requests anymore. Scammers have lost their charm to mess with, and at a certain point I have seen seven to ten requests a day. You can also, y'know, post a comment on my profile with your reason for adding me, instead of out of the blue. Despite the potential of impersonators (Those have happened now! I'm cool enough!) my comments will always be open. Just be safe, smart, and never sign into non-trusted/unknown links. Items will NEVER need to be "Verified" or "Checked".

If you want to trade with me, please just use a trade offer from the link below, and leave a message in the offer.

I very rarely accept CS:GO items, and do not accept DOTA 2 items in trading.

If sending me offers for TF2 items, I do not accept Paypal or Crypto. Lootbox addiction requires pure or more items.
If my item is not listed for sale on backpack.tf or other sites, there is a very low chance that I am interested in selling that hat. If I have the item listed on said sites as "Not for Sale", I will not be selling it, unless it is for VERY specific items.
Trade Offer link, I guess?
A little bonus tip for the people who actually read my profile to this point: I am almost always offline on steam, or invisible. I am a full-time mom now, so I am online 12-14 hours a day, but sometimes I am busy.

Most anything I sell I will give a decent discount on, if you just have an interesting conversation with me :)

If there is something I have learned over quite a few years on the internet;
It is that I still have no idea what the ♥♥♥♥ is going on half the time.

If you are going to call me trash, please just call me trash to my face. I'm too old to deal with the back and forth stuff anymore.

Funny Nerd PC Specs:
Intel Core i7-13700KF (16 Core)
Z790 Chipset DDR5 WiFi
Kingston Fury Beast RGB 64GB (4x16GB) DDR5 4800-6000
GeForce RTX 4080 16GB
1300 Watt 80 Plus Gold

Disclaimer, because god forbid this has to be here now:
I take no side on any MvM/TF2 controversy. If you have a problem with an item I am using, or a play style, please just ask me to stop, swap, or change. I'd rather enjoy myself and have fun than argue about strategy or items.
Currently Offline
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Another wonderful Artpiece
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Another amazing commission by AAngie64
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Scout, where is the Money?
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Amazing artwork by Nikimaro
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Massive thanks to Absalonn for being one of the most kind and polite traders for a while! Time to get new art done! (1/1 Global Cluster!)
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Finally got one of these in unusual. Time for a staple :)
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Items Up For Trade
5,596
Items Owned
4,462
Trades Made
5,238
Market Transactions
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Braramar 15 Sep @ 10:35am 
+rep Amazing Tactics
Sizzyl 3 Sep @ 12:13am 
what am i reading in these comments
danto 12 Mar @ 4:30pm 
if interested in my offer but want to change it then add me :)
Luuuunnnnaaaa 25 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm 
Rudolph with that ass so tight wont you ride my face tonight
ricky_the_rock 10 Dec, 2023 @ 9:17am 
This guy is cracked in tf2, i thought he was a cheater.
LowProfile 26 Nov, 2023 @ 8:29pm 
:3