I sexually Identify as a Redditor. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and raising my dongers while downvoting dirty reposters. People say to me that a person being a redditor is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install pure white skin, orange eyes, and a two white antennae on my forehead. From now on I want you guys to call me “GallowBoob” and respect my right to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a cyberphobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.