The Fart Fantasy: Expel your gas, I deeply inhale. The fresh fart from an athletic male. Ohhh yes it's good, sweet and pungent. An aromatic fecal luncheon! with delicate bouquet and wispy taste, this fart's among the best I've faced. Your nose wrinkled in abject disgust? Oh no, it's good. Try it--you must! Farts are nature's true delight. If you want some, theres no need to fight! Form a line right at my ass. Just wait for me to pass that gas. Your taste buds exploding, flavor extreme. I dont know about you, but it makes me cream. My pants that is, spurting now. Theres only one proper response - WOW.