I got pwned in an epic way and now I'm here.

Shadow The Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥ ASS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. THAT'S RIGHT, he took his hedgehog quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIFE, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "THIS BIG" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter . com; Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small ♥♥♥♥, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife so guess what? I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

you have dingle berries + you have foreskin cheese + you have toe nail gunk + you have eye boogers + you have jungle butt + you have swamp ass + you have gorilla back + you are built like a coffee maker

Ha that’s nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift. Not me, I’m going in for my 150 hour shift at the ball crushing factory, where they crush my BALLS. That’s right, every day I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 trillion newtons of force exerted directly onto my BALLS. I’m hoping for a new company record, 6.1 trillion newtons exerted directly on my BALLS. I’m hopin to win the company gift card. $25 at macys, so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones, and not have to listen to me whine about my crushed balls. That I got from the ball crushing factory. I don’t even know what’s going on down there anymore, I’m scared to look.Typical liberal. Oddly assumes the person they are talking to is stupid. Super funny to watch. I have a Masters in Data science, bachelors in Finance, and I’m a CFA. My net worth is over 7 figures and I’m in my 20s. What have you done?

+Rep Titan is a great dude. He let me do the dirty with his dad, and filmed it for my OF content. What a legend.

+rep 1,000,000,000% homosexual (hope he isnt racist)