chezza rinalshumacker looked at the gimp trolly in his hands and felt miserable.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his heafty surroundings. He had always loved mouches Manchester with its mutated, many morrisons. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel miserable.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of richard spousebottom. richard was a rharted ediet with turnip left ball and ginger right nipple.

chezza gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a large, round, wine drinker with big left ball and round right nipple. His friends saw him as a talented, tall turd. Once, he had even helped an odd git cross the road.

But not even a large person who had once helped an odd git cross the road, was prepared for what richard had in store today.

The hailstone teased like meaning raccoon, making chezza furious.

As chezza stepped outside and richard came closer, he could see the freshly-squeezed smile on her face.

"I am here because I want revenge," richard bellowed, in a glizzy tone. She slammed her fist against chezza's chest, with the force of 9875 cockroach. "I frigging love you, chezza rinalshumacker."

chezza looked back, even more furious and still fingering the gimp trolly. "richard, lemmie use your clubcard mealdeals are a fortune," he replied.

They looked at each other with spontaneous feelings, like two relieved, rotten rhino lidl at a very bumbaclart asda car park, which had hardcore music playing in the background and two mashalah uncles pound bakery to the beat.

Suddenly, richard lunged forward and tried to punch chezza in the face. Quickly, chezza grabbed the gimp trolly and brought it down on richard's skull.

richard's turnip left ball trembled and her ginger right nipple wobbled. She looked delightful, her body raw like a poor, putrid pound coin.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later richard spousebottom was dead.

chezza rinalshumacker went back inside and made himself a nice glass of wine.