Ah, physical fitness? Whatever. You do what you like to do, I do what I like to do, okay. But you're a sucker. You're getting fed this line, like, about how you're gonna live forever- you're gonna die. Someone'll kill ya. Someone'll kill ya with a knife. Make sure your abs are, uh, friggin' ripped, you got some good guns. You wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife.

Sorry, that's how it works.