Calie
She/her/it
Transfem 🏳️‍⚧️
PRIVATE INVENTORY = IGNORE

So there was this man. He goes into his local bar, and asks the bartender for a drink. then he tells the bartender, "Buy yourself a drink too, and a round for the house! Put it on my tab!"
The bartender is, of course, quite happy with this, and serves the drinks. After good times are had and the night comes to an end, the bartender tells the man "Alright friend, time to pay out."
The man replies meekly "But bartender, i have no money!"
The bartender is understandably angry, and takes the man outside. "Don't you dare come back without my money!" the man just smiles and nods, and wanders off into the night.
A week passes, and the man returns to the bar. "Do you have my money?" the bartender asks.
"Bartender, I will take care of everything tonight. Get me a drink, and yourself a drink, and a round for the house on my tab, for real this time!"
The bar tender is suspicious but shrugs and pours the drinks. At the end of the night, the bartender confronts the man. "Alright pal. Time to pay up, this time and for last time."
"But bartender, i have no money!"
The bartender, furious, drags the man out and beats him, leaving him with a black eye and bruises.
"You don't wanna know what'll happen if you come back again without my money, punk."
The man isn't seen for a while, but a few weeks later he finally turns up. The bartender immediately confronts him. "Alright buddy, you got my money?"
"Of course bartender! And to celebrate, get me a drink, and a round for the house!"
"wait," says the bartender, "What about a drink for me?"
"But bartender!" the man says, looking shocked, "You get so violent when you drink!"