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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 10:25am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 6:54am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 11:41am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 10:20am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:36am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 11:43am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 4:05am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 10:23am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 7:03am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 4:05am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 12:19pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 11:58am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:19am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 10:34am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:06am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 8:30am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 6:49am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 12:06pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 8:49am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 12:10pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 4:06am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 6:30am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2014 @ 8:27am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2014 @ 7:50am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2014 @ 4:09am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 10:22am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 10:08am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 6:31am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2014 @ 8:15am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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