LFP IM Demo | If your cracked add me.

I watch the cultivators spend hours rubbing the sticky out from the bedeviled shrub atop my pagoda. I pay them in Tibetan bullion coins.

I smoke the ♥♥♥♥ that comes out of Northern Bharat.

I'm a dog. I bite the fart bubbles outta the bath.

Took one puff of my alter ego's hash, commanded him to kiss my Berluti's if he didn't want me to make him eat his dirt.

Do you see my Smith & Wesson? ♥♥♥♥ no, I already capped you.

I'm so good with words, I gave a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a cordon bleu and made him tie it around his neck.

God excommunicated me from the Silver City after I shat in his potted salvia, so I made Lucifer give me the keys to his domain. I sent his ass crying back to Daddy right after.


This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me, man.


I walked up into Sly's personal space and made it mine.

I robbed Willem Dafoe of his Salade just to hide my balding cranium. Should've taken his hair, too.

This ♥♥♥♥'ll make you see Bob Marley's naked spectre.

Smoked a whole root of ayahuasca, now I'm dancing with the uncontacted peoples' lineage in the 4th dimension.

I touched the untouchables just to ♥♥♥♥ with'em.

I tapped that ass so good, she thought I was The Great Khali.

I haven't slumbered for so many eons, I can't tell if I'm hallucinating because of the sleep deprivation or if it's because of the Gorilla Glue Lemon.

I had to isolate myself from the chums just so that they didn't have too much fun. Gotta keep'em needing for more.

I graft my own skin off and suck on it like an Amazonian tree frog just to feel something.


I had to do it to'em, Snipe.


I exhaled right into Snoop's nostrils, had him crawling right back into his dilapidated, red kennel.

I chill with the Apaches while they recite unwritten hymns and share a pipe packed with some ♥♥♥♥ I ain't ever witnessed.

I pulled up and asked for the opp's coordinates, they said this was a Jamba Juice.

The cedars be speaking to me in Akkadian. I planted those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I drink the sap from Pandora's tentacle trees. Not for the high, it's just a fetish.

I made it to the edge of the omniverse, didn't like what I saw, so I made haste back to the manor and pacified myself with some Norwegian milkers.


You can't make this ♥♥♥♥ up.


I'm over here consuming genetically modified, crime syndicate portobello mushrooms while you're still there munching on organic Shiitake caps like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ peasant. Just try to get on my level, I dare you.

Look into my eyes, you'll see the souls of those three carpet weavers I had to put down back in Morocco when they saw that I was using the fruits of their labor to roll some tenacious endo. I wasn't even gonna smoke that ♥♥♥♥, it was a smuggling operation.

That Californian female genitalia got me zooted.

This 1cP-LSD is taking too long to peak, I need to sniff some gasoline.

This ♥♥♥♥'s got me roaring like Aslan when he's schooling the white ♥♥♥♥♥.

Somebody get me a benzo, the boogeyman's trying to ♥♥♥♥ with me and he doesn't know that I'm strapped.

I pluck the pubes off of my harem and smoke them with the gang up in the Hong Kong HSBC Tower while I wait for the transaction to go through.