i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be

so sexy and cool +rep

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!

bend over
touch yo toes
ill show you where
the monster goes
;D

FIRST YOU CLICK THE STEAM HOME PAGE
THEN YOU GO TO THE STORE
THEN DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP

gay as nards

You could also just watch youtube or "research videos" in the steam browser in game. - Best comment i've ever read, you cracked me up.

+rep amazing at rocket jumping