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jiminey dolphin 23 Mar @ 7:39pm 
ts pmo gng not even flame... </3
jiminey dolphin 13 Nov, 2024 @ 7:15pm 
fred flintstone has glasses
jiminey dolphin 30 Apr, 2024 @ 9:52pm 
dude youre lame
jiminey dolphin 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:36pm 
Hey Nice Profile Bro.
Holy $hit This is a really cool profile you've got here!!! I can't stop respecting the beauty of it !! Take my +Rep! Take another from my second account !! (+repx2) Hell, take a 5 Dollar Gift Card, why not? Scratch that, a 10 dollar card ! Scratch that, a 25 dollar card even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping a$$hole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your Steam Profile looks so good and i can't stop respecting it !!
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jiminey dolphin 11 Oct, 2023 @ 9:19pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
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jiminey dolphin 8 Sep, 2022 @ 8:56pm 
Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.

• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor

• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot

• dronk water

• study 40 hours a day

• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.

• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!

• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind

• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville

• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes

• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point

• take all ap classes

• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance
jiminey dolphin 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:03pm 
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet.
jiminey dolphin 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40pm 
Please respond, I am the mother of a 9 year old that you played Minesweeper with. After your [One "vs" One] match with him he came home with a sore back, not too long after that he got diagnosed with autism out of the sudden, my child has always been very loquacious and talktive, it all started changing after your match please tell me what happened in your private lobby, i tried joining the lobby but it asked for my credit card information for some reason so i didn't trust that, Please don't take offense in this but the internet is a wild place nowadays you can't trust anything anymore. more importantly tho, i await your reply, please contact me at "My_Kid_Has_Autisim@Hotmail.com" if you happen to read this.
jiminey dolphin 22 Aug, 2021 @ 11:38am 
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jiminey dolphin 21 Mar, 2021 @ 9:39pm 
Yo! saw ur back in the 614, lemme know if you tryna frick me or suck me off lmao. also im bald now.
jiminey dolphin 18 Feb, 2021 @ 8:28am 
-roop doesnt like a nice bang bang up the buttox
jiminey dolphin 21 Aug, 2020 @ 9:02pm 
Ich möchte an dieser Stelle kurz unterbrechen. Was du meinst wenn du über Linux redest ist in Wirklichkeit GNU/Linux, oder wie ich es seit Kurzem nenne, GNU + Linux. Linux an sich ist kein funktionsfähiges Betriebssystem, sondern eher eine weitere, frei verfügbare Komponente eines voll funktionsfähigen GNU-Systems, benutzbar gemacht durch die GNU-Corelibs, Shell Utilities und vitale Systemkomponenten umfassenden, vollständingen Betriebssystem gemäß POSIX. Viele Nutzer starten täglich eine modifizierte Version des GNU-Systems, ohne es zu wissen. Durch eine ulkige Kette an Ereignissen wird die heutzutage verwendete GNU-Version oftmals "Linux" genannt und viele Nutzer wissen im Grunde nicht, dass es sich dabei um GNU handelt, entwickelt vom GNU-Projekt. Es gibt tatsächlich ein Linux und diese Leute benutzen es auch, allerdings ist es nur ein Teil des Systems das sie benutzen. Linux ist der Kern des ganzen, das
jiminey dolphin 21 Aug, 2020 @ 9:01pm 
I sexually Identify as a Squid. Ever since I was a kid I dreamed of swimming trough poisonous puddles of colored ink, People say to me that a person being a Squid is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having 2 big eyes and a big point put onto my face like one of those pirate hats, equipping me with the inkiest of ink from all of the no-life japanese splatoon playerst. From now on I want you guys to call me "Squid inks-a-lot the splatoon scrolls% speedrunner" and respect my right to ink in your scrotum needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a squidphobe and need to check the splatoon terms and conditions. Thank you for being so understanding.
jiminey dolphin 21 Aug, 2020 @ 8:58pm 
Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

Liefx 19 Jul, 2020 @ 9:54pm 
o/ <3
moosey 2 Jun, 2020 @ 3:46pm 
BUENO BUENO QUIERO DENUNCIAR PUBLICAMENTE A ESTE ALIENIGENA CONCHETUMADRE, EL LOCO SE HACE PASAR POR UN SIMPLE HUMANO CHILENO, PERO CUANDO TE ENAMORA EL CONCHASUMADRE TE INVITA A SALIR Y WEAS, CUANDO YA TE TIENE ENTERO ENGANCHAO TE DICE QUE ES UN ALIEN Y TE ENGANCHA LA PULENTA TULA VERDE DE 6 METROS POR EL ORIFICIO ANAL WN A MI ME LO HIZO EL CTM Y YO COMO WN CAI 3 VECES EN SU JUEGO :s SI LO VEN TIRENLE SAL AL CONCHETUMADRE O MEENLO, ES MORTAL PARA ESTE TIPO DE ALIENIGENAS O ECHENLE SUS CORRESPONDIENTES ELEVADASS AL CONCHETUMARE POR ALZAO KLO
jiminey dolphin 26 May, 2020 @ 2:39am 
BUENO BUENO QUIERO DENUNCIAR PUBLICAMENTE A ESTE ALIENIGENA CONCHETUMADRE, EL LOCO SE HACE PASAR POR UN SIMPLE HUMANO CHILENO, PERO CUANDO TE ENAMORA EL CONCHASUMADRE TE INVITA A SALIR Y WEAS, CUANDO YA TE TIENE ENTERO ENGANCHAO TE DICE QUE ES UN ALIEN Y TE ENGANCHA LA PULENTA TULA VERDE DE 6 METROS POR EL ORIFICIO ANAL WN A MI ME LO HIZO EL CTM Y YO COMO WN CAI 3 VECES EN SU JUEGO :s SI LO VEN TIRENLE SAL AL CONCHETUMADRE O MEENLO, ES MORTAL PARA ESTE TIPO DE ALIENIGENAS O ECHENLE SUS CORRESPONDIENTES ELEVADASS AL CONCHETUMARE POR ALZAO KLO
jiminey dolphin 28 Mar, 2020 @ 1:07pm 
Please boycott Moose Tracks ice cream
Bulgar1aN 28 Mar, 2020 @ 1:06pm 
Hey, dude What's up, man? It's Brad from Psychology 101 last semester. I still haven't received your calls hahaha. You still have my number right? You are such an animal! hahaha Ok just hit me up, man!
jiminey dolphin 28 Mar, 2020 @ 1:04pm 
Hey, dude What's up, man? It's Brad from Psychology 101 last semester. I still haven't received your calls hahaha. You still have my number right? You are such an animal! hahaha Ok just hit me up, man!
jiminey dolphin 29 Mar, 2019 @ 1:02pm 
Hey, dude What's up, man? It's Brad from Psychology 101 last semester. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Ashley? She was a big girl hahah. You are such a dog. It's so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, man.