That profile is amazing *-*

Q: Why is Poland just like the United States?
A: In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in
Poland you can't either, while in the U.S. you can get whatever
you want for dollars, just as you can in Poland.
-- being told in Poland, 1987
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Safety Third.
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Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?
-- Carl Sandburg
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Woodward's Law:
A theory is better than its explanation.
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Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.
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Zall's Laws:
(1) Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do
will be wrong.
(2) How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom
door you're on.
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Fats Loves Madelyn.
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A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake
without ketchup and mustard.
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A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.
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+Rep Speedy Gonzales

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