Sweet Johnny V
👑🏆🎖️ John   Cleveland, Ohio, United States
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Sweet Johnny V - John of All Trades Extraordinaire: Worker by Day. Gamer by Night. Family Man at all Times. See also: Awesome.

I Love Music, Gaming and Mac n' Cheese.. the only thing better, is Fishing in the Deep Blue Sea.

Melomaniac. Technophile. Gastronome. Philomath. Mephobia.

Intellectually Curious Since: 1983
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ELEPHANT STEW
1 Elephant
2 Rabbits (Optional)
Salt & Pepper to taste

First cut the elephant into bite size pieces. This will probably take about 2 weeks.
Cook over kerosene fire at 475 degrees for 8 days. This will serve 1,360 people. If more are expected add two rabbits.*

*Do this only if necessary as most people don't like to find hare in their stew.