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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 8:22am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 10:23am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 8:10am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 8:29am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2021 @ 10:24am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2021 @ 10:26am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2021 @ 11:20am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2021 @ 11:26am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 4:10am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 4:42am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 6:05am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 6:54am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 6:47am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 7:13am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 9:34am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 9:55am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 10:14am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 10:34am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 10:37am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 10:03am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 10:28am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2020 @ 10:33am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 9:00am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 6:11am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 9:07am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 4:56am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2021 @ 4:43am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:02pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2021 @ 9:41am